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Never try to teach a pig to sing... it will just waste your time and annoy the pig!
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Is YoUr DaD a BaKeR? CuZ u HaVe NiCe BuNs!
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A best friend isn't the one that bails you out of jail, it's the one sittting with you saying "We screwed up!"
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If your happy and you know it ...get out of my house
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Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them!
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You thort u had him, u thort he woz yours, ha ha thats funny cos he dont mess wid whores
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Intelligence is like a river, the deeper it is, the less noise it makes!
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How can I get over you.. when your all I ever think about
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This day was a total waste of make-up!
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Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall the harder it is to get out!
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PeOpLe ArE gUnA tALk BoUt u SpEcIaLlY wHeN tHeY eNvY u N tHe LiFe U LiVe...lEt ThEm..U aFfEcTeD tHeIr LiVeS...tHeY dIdNt AfFeCt UrS...+:*
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Love is like a book... if you tear a page, you rip the heart... and have to pay for both!
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i lv u more than yesterday ... but nowear near as much as 2morrow
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The greatest power is the power of goodbye
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What you see is what u dont get, so drool on, dream on, move on
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I dont need your attitude, I have one of my own!
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I had a dream that I still loved you... I Think I woke up SCREAMING!
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Nothin is more painful then realizing he meant everything to you and you ment nothin to him!
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Spiteful words hurt your feelings but silence breaks ur heart!
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Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers hard to find but nice to have.
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You just lost the chance you never had!
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even if u say no...u'll still be da first one in my heart