1. :S When I first talked to you, I was afraid to hold u, when I held u, I was afraid to love u, now that I love you I am afraid to lose you! :S
2.  Why is it i must climb thousands of moutains to get to u and all u gotta do is smile
3.  Im sugar and spice and everything nice...before you mess with me...you better think twice
4.  Some may call it XtC, some may call it destiny, some may call it meant to be, but I just call it you and me!
5.  In the cookies of life, your friends are the chocolate chips!
6.  I want to be a millionaire!
7.  Like what you see? Call 1-800-YOU-WISH
8.  To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!
9.  Go find a straw, cuz you suck!
10.  Theres a sparkle in your eye that only i see, and theres a place in your heart where only i wanna be
11.  What happens if you get scared to death....twice?
12.  Fat people are harder to kidnap
13.  If being ugly is a crime, you wood get a life sentence!
14.  I was 2 bad 2 go 2 heaven, but when I was in hell I hit on the devil 2 much
15.  Inspect MY gadget
16.  Lower the lid, ladies present.....a wet behind is most unpleasent!
17.  U see, U like, U try, U fail...mEaNwHiLe...I see, I like, I want, I get!
18.  I love rainbows I love rain I love you and...um I forgot the rest but I think your hot
19.  I love when you look at me, cause I know for a second I crossed your mind
20.  Love is like a basketball game all the boys are players!
21.  Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them!
22.  Save the skateboard, ride the skater
23.  If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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