A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.